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Man runs to the doctor and says, "doctor, you`ve got to help me...my wife thinks she`s a chicken!"
Doctor says, " how long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?"
The man shrugs his shoulders, "we needed the eggs."
- Computerized plane! The world`s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.
The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out... - Psychic counselling! Santa went to a psychiatrist. 'Doc,' he said, 'I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I get this weird feeling that there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, to check it out, but then I think...
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Number Game! The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
'Yes,' he said, 'I do. My father taught me.'
'Good. What comes after three?'
'Four,' answers... - The grip! One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
'Got a good grip on your brush?' asked the blonde.
'Sure,' said the... - Little quirks about life... Little Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty...
..Most people deserve each other.
..All the good ones, no matter what it...