| A group of Asian women were visiting a village somewhere deep in Africa when they came across a trader selling human breasts. One of the Asian ladies asked the trader, "Why are you selling women`s breasts?" The trader replied, "Locally, we have found that consuming the flesh of a woman`s breast can increase men`s sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis." Hearing with interest about the `enlarging the penis` the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast." "Give me the price of each." said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says, "white breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don`t understand," the trader explains, "you don`t know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!" |