Impressing a man and a woman!

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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her....

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

    Show up naked. Bring beer.
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