A little too big!

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    A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him.
    The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, Turner Brown".
    The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to conscoiusness by slapping his face and shaking him, and then asks the small guy. "What`s wrong?"

    The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"
    The big dude looks and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, my name is Turner Brown."
    The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said `Turn around.`
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