Advise!!

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    On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read, `Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!

    The groom not be left behind instantly writes back, `Guarantee voids if seal is broken`.
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