A Priest who had lost a cock

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    A priest had lost a cock (hen variety) and didn`t know where to find it...
    So at the sermon next day he queried Has anybody got the cock ?
    All the men stood up...
    No no i mean has anybody seen the cock?
    All the women folk stood up...
    No no i mean has anybody seen my cock?
    All the nuns stood up
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