| A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I`ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don`t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that`s fine with me. But, just understand that there`ll be sex here at seven o`clock every night... whether you`re here or not." |