| Banta comes running across the field screaming. His wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell? He rushed in the house and says to her, " Get in bed!! I got a hard on!" She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. To late...its gone. "Next time I come a screamin`, you be in the bed ready. You hear?" 2 months later here he comes screaming across the field. She sighs and gets in bed. Banta rushed in and says, "Hey, you damn sex maniac get out of bed...the barns on fire!" |