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    A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
    "Do you want to get into the back seat?"
    "NO!" she answered.
    Okay, he thought, may be she`s not ready yet.
    Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again,
    "Do you want to get into the back seat?"
    "NO!" she answers again.
    Now he has her bra off, they`re both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
    "Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
    "NO!" she answers yet again.
    Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not!"
    "Because I want to stay up here with you!"
  • The guilt! This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a...
  • Poor turtle! Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
    After recovering, he slowly climbed the...
  • How old? A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.'
    The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, 'Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you...
  • The poor Pope! A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
    After a few minutes the disheveled guy...
  • Skydiving secrets! The story about the pilot ground school got me thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would take time to answer any of our stupid First Timer Questions.
    One guy asked: 'If our parachute doesn`t...
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