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A professor was warning his students against the hazards of kissing. "You should know when a boy kisses a girl transfers 40,000 germs from his mouth to that of his girl friend. What can you do about that?"
Pat came the reply from a girl, "You should give him back all his germs the same way."
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Street Smart Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read 'padne wala gadha' (the one who reads this is donkey). Santa thought for an hour... - Military precision! Some ladies, who were determined to put an end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired Army Officer one evening.
'When did you last have... - Always remember those who serve you! In the day when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in...
- Where is your wife A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much.One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife...
- The picture diet! I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but...