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    A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver`s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver`s license, he asks for registration.
    Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It`s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
    "Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer gets excited. The officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.
    Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breath-analizer test!"
  • The cop fooled? Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says 'Stop that and put it away!'
    Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does...
  • Unbeatable logic! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

    'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish...
  • Bad experienece! A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
    She looks at her husband and asks, 'What did he...
  • Strange fondness ! An Army Colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.
    'Sergeant!' the Colonel shouted. 'Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave.'
    'Yes, sir,' the Sergeant...
  • Wrong signal! Banta comes running across the field screaming. His wife at the kitchen window wondering what the hell?
    He rushed in the house and says to her, 'Get in bed! I got a hard on!'
    She slowly gets undressed and gets...
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