Another wish!

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    A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised & asks the bartender ..
    "How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish"
    This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie " I want one million bucks"
    The genie says " oaky in 5 minutes"
    After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.
    This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says " hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks"
    The bartender says, "Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???
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