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    An Asian walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
    He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
    The lady said, "Fluctuations(heard fuck U Asians by the asian)."
    The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
  • A gift gone wrong! A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart`s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note : romantic, but not too personal.

    Accompanied by his sweetheart`s younger...
  • Another wish! A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised & asks the bartender ..
    'How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear...
  • Early to rise! Paul returned from a doctor`s visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
    Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
    Six hours later, Paul went to her...
  • Another test! A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver`s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver`s license, he asks for registration.
    Getting another blank blonde look from...
  • A strong old man? Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, 'Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. 'By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20...
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