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    There was a world famous painter who, in the prime of her career, started losing her eyesight. She went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored.
    The painter was so grateful she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor`s office. Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: The doctor`s office.
    During the press conference, a reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly-painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?"
    To this, the eye doctor responded, "I said to myself `Thank the Lord I`m not a gynaecologist.`"
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    'Aren`t you a little young to be...
  • Fluctuations!!! An Asian walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
    He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten...
  • Black and white! A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or...
  • A gift gone wrong! A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart`s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note : romantic, but not too personal.

    Accompanied by his sweetheart`s younger...
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    'How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear...
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