Paradisal Justice

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    There men who died the same day were presented before God. The almighty showed particular interest in their sex life. The first one replied that he never had an affair before or after he was married. God granted him a chauffeur-driven Cadillac. The second man admitted he had some affairs before he was married but none afterwards. God gave him an Ambassador car. The third man confessed to having had lots of affairs. God gave him a scooter. A few days later the man with the scooter saw the fellow with the chauffeur-driven Cadillac sitting by the roadside and crying. The scooterist asked him why was he upset.

    Replied the Cadillac owner, "I`ve just seen my wife ride past on a bicycle."
  • Attention! It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, 'This is a birthday suit inspection!! I wanna see you all formed up outside butt naked NOW!' So...
  • The Marathon Lover??? This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband`s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend 'Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!' The boyfriend looked out the window and said...
  • The return of the blondes... A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that the blonde...
  • And on the seventh day... A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore...
  • Check it... A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor.He says...
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