| This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Freddy. I`m here to pick up Betty. We`re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The man mildly amused, calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Jim. I`m here to see Kim. We`re gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The guy, now perplexed, says, "Yes," and the two take off. A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Joe. I`m here to pick up Flo. We`re gonna go to the show. Can she go?" The man, now kind of annoyed, says, "Yes." The two depart. Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Chuck.." The father shot him. |