Salary negotiations!

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    Reaching the end of the job interview, the interviewer asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
    The candidate responded confidently, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package,"
    The HR person said,"Well, what would you say to a benefits package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two year - say a red Corvette?"
    The graduate sat up, mouth agape and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
    And the interviewer responded,"Of course ... but you started it !"
  • The opinion! A guy walks into the vet`s office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, 'I`m sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead.'
    'I want a second opinion!' the man demands.
    So the doctor brings...
  • The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
    I don`t think we can sell half a grapefruit, said Santa, but I`ll ask my boss.
    He walked over to the...
  • Borrowing! Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson`s house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. 'He won`t get away with it this time,' muttered Robinson to his wife. 'Watch this.'
    'Er, I wonder if you`d be using your power-saw...
  • Orders! Doctor: 'I see you`re over a month late for your appointment. Don`t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What`s your excuse?'
    Patient:' I was just following...
  • Hard of hearing! A man told his doctor, 'I don`t think my wife`s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?'
    The doctor replied, 'Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask...
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