A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
Eventually" said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
Blown away!One Sunday, the minister noticed that one of the deacons discretely removed a $20 bill from the collection plate. He decided not to say anything, figuring the man surely had good reason for the theft. However, the deacon continued this practice...
Dietician dressing!A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. 'The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded...
Pilot`s eyesight!An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One year, though, his doctor used a new chart that the pilot had never before seen. The pilot proceeded to recite the...
Cannibals in an IT companyFive cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: 'You`re all part of ourteam now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the companycanteen for something to eat. So don`t trouble the other...
Too close!Tim and Joe finished their weekly round of golf with Tim pulling out his typical victory, although not by the customary wide margin. Even though the match was unusually close, Joe seemed more upset than usual by the...