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    An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
    A German doctor said "That`s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
    A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
    The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."
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    The boy asked his mom, mommy what are they doing. She said oh honey they`re baking cakes.
    The next day they go to the zoo...
  • Satisfaction! A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
    After a while, it is obvious that the...
  • Height of sweetness? I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming...
  • Unveiling a secret! A man comes home after a heavy night`s drinking. His wife won`t open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still won`t let him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt...
  • Petting and licking! Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. 'I sure wish I could do that,' said the one...
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