Piss off!

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    Two women are havin a conversation about their guys wen the first 1 says.... `My bloke said he fantasised about havin 2 girls at once`.

    The other replies `Dear, most blokes do. What did u tell him ?????????`
    I said, `If you cant satisfy 1 woman ..Why why did you wanna piss off 2 ?????
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