Good girls N Bad girls

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    Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
    Bad girls say, "what`s for breakfast?"

    Good girls never go after another girl`s man...
    Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

    Good girls wear white cotton panties...
    Bad girls don`t wear any.

    Good girls wax their floors...
    Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

    Good girls loosen a few buttons when it`s hot...
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

    Good girls make chicken for dinner...
    Bad girls make reservations.

    Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
    Bad girls know they could do better.

    Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
    Bad girls never do either, unless he`s very, very rich.

    Good girls believe you`re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
    Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

    Good girls love italian food...
    Bad girls love italian waiters.
  • The male anatomy! Jane was a first time contestant on the $465,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game...
  • Piss off! Two women are havin a conversation about their guys wen the first 1 says.... `My bloke said he fantasised about havin 2 girls at once`.

    The other replies `Dear, most blokes...
  • Evils of drug abuse! Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,
    'You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try...
  • Emblem! Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party`s political stance.
    A condom stands up to...
  • Advance medicine! An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
    A German doctor said 'That`s nothing! In Germany, we can take...
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