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    This blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I`ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"
    The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn`t work."
    The blonde comes back the next week and the cream hadn`t worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn`t work.
    The blonde comes back and the cream still hasn`t worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants."
    He drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor, it worked!! What was that?"
    The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"
  • The sermon !!! A minister gave a talk to the Lion`s Club on sex. When he got home he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later...
  • The Three priests! There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they...
  • Holy Camel ! A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel were crossing the desert. The camel falls dead. Before I die the father says, 'I would like to see a woman naked.' So the nun takes off all her clothes and then...
  • Good girls N Bad girls Here are some basic and important points by which you can diffrentiate between good girls and bad girls.
  • Big money! A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
    He says,'What are you doing?'
    She answers, 'I`m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you...
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