This blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I`ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?" The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn`t work." The blonde comes back the next week and the cream hadn`t worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn`t work. The blonde comes back and the cream still hasn`t worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants." He drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor, it worked!! What was that?" The doctor replies "Lipstick remover" |