The Good Wife !!

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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
    He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die."
    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
    "You`re going to die," she replied.
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    'Where to...
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