| After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other`s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor`s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Mrs. Banta`s began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After about 20 minutes of listening to her, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, Mrs. Banta sat there speechless. He looked over Banta, who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" Banta scratched his head and replied... "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays." |