| There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I`d get it !!!" A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I`d get it!" A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I`ll shoot the bear" A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I`ll steal the cheese off his sandwich!" A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I`ll get that mouse!!!" Suddenly it all happened, The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter`s cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!! The Moral Of This Story Is.... "Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!!!" |