| The weather was very hot, so Santa wanted desperately take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn`t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared ? He was all alone. So Santa undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. Santa panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which lay on the sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies looked at him. Then one of the ladies said: `You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds.` `Impossible`, said the embarrassed Santa, ` you really know what I think ?` `Yes`, the lady replied, `I know that you think that the bucket you`re holding has a bottom in it.` |