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    One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn`t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
    All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn`t understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
    The boy said to his friend," My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
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