Too long!!

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    One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
    She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you,Johnny?"
    "Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
    "No, I`m sorry. That`s the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
    "Wow!", Johnny exclaimed, "I didn`t know the stem was that long!"
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