| Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office. "What`s wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol. "It`s my boyfriend." gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!" "My god", shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?" "No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!" |