| A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you`re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won`t work." His mom says, "Why?" The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!" |