Ex-Teachers

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    A horny young man went to a brothel. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
    Lady - "On the first floor, we have the ex-models, they are all slinky and sexy. On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses, they are all buxom and beautiful. On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers, they..."
    Man - "Say no more! Lead me to the third floor !"
    Lady- "Are you sure... I`m surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses..."
    Man- "It`s obvious, ma`am... teachers always make you do something over and over again... until you`re perfect at it !!"
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