| An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That`s no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The pharmacist said "That won`t do you any good." The elderly gentleman said "That`s all right. I don`t need them for sex anymore, as I`m over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes." |