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    A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.
    He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter....
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  • Shot Glass !! A man walks up to the bartender and says, 'Y`see that cup over there? I`ll bet $100 that I can piss in it from here!' The bartender readily agrees, because...
  • Jheenga la la ! Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says...
  • The Pickle-Slicer !! A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in the pickle-slicer...
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