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    An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
    The mother asks the daughter:"what are you doing naked?"
    The daughter responds:"This is the dress of love."
    When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband.
    When her husband arrives, he asks her:"what are you doing naked, woman?"
    She responds:"This is the dress of love."
    And he said to her:"Well, go iron it."
  • Breast Feeding !! A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, 'Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman`s right breast is...
  • Bad Taste !!! A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. 'What can I get you?' the bartender inquired. 'I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,' responded the young man. '6 shots?!? Are you...
  • Serious Medical Condition !! Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. 'Oh God,' said the PM, 'that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?' The doctor leading the tour explains...
  • Appointments ! One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
    His wife turned over and said, 'I`m sorry honey, I`ve got a...
  • Charlie in Chicago In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he`s driving a car.
    The nurse asks him, 'Charlie, what are you doing?' Charlie replied...
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