| A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name `Marylou` written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. " The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night." |