| Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through out the class. One day the teacher asked her while she was napping, `Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?` When Mary didn`t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. `God Almighty!` shouted Mary. Teacher said, `Very good,` and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, `Who is our Lord and Savior?` But, Mary didn`t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. `Jesus Christ!` shouted Mary. The teacher said, `Very good,` and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. `What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?` And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, `If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I`ll break it in half!` The Teacher fainted. |