| Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog`s and says..., "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt??" Banta:"Somersaults." Santa: "Somersaults!!!!!! How many of them does it do?" Banta: "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!" |