The Fireman !!

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    Santa and Banta were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town`s Fire Alarm went off.
    Santa jumped up and headed for the door.
    Banta shouted, "Hey, Santa, I didn`t know you were a fireman!"
    Santa replied, "I`m not, but my girlfriend`s husband is..."
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