| "Miss Jones, we can`t employ you as a model," the editor from the men`s magazine explained. "It`s too obvious that your blonde hair isn`t natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor`s fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They`re turning black, right? And they`ve only been banged once." |