Waiter: Hey, where do you think you are going with these spoons?
Santa: Doctor’s orders
Waiter: What do you mean ?
Santa: See what is written on this side of the medicine bottle, Take two spoons after each meal.
Somersaults !!Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog`s and says...
Peeing in Pool!Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. 'You`re not allowed to pee in the pool,' said the lifeguard. 'I`m...
Johnny in trouble !One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So Johnny...
Explanation !!A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. 'I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name...
Jumping Kangaroo !!A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty foot fence was put up. Again...