Banta-The Hunter !!

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    Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions & Tigers and Banta killed only Deers.
    Once Banta asked Santa,"How is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick."
    Santa told him just go to a cave and imitate the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite easy. After two months Santa got the news that Banta was in the hospital. On questioning him he exclaimed that he did the same thing that he was told by Santa. He went outside a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but he did not know that Rajdhani Express was coming out from the cave
  • Santa is being watched ! Preeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room. She asked, 'What are you searching for?' Santa said...
  • Somersaults !! Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog`s and says...
  • Peeing in Pool! Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
    'You`re not allowed to pee in the pool,' said the lifeguard. 'I`m...
  • Johnny in trouble ! One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So Johnny...
  • Explanation !! A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. 'I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name...
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