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    Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing ?"
    Santa, "No I am Santa"
    Another Guy Came and asked the same question.
    Santa answered, "No, No Im Santa"
    Third one came and asked the same question, Santa was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
    While walking he saw a man (our Banta) enjoying the Beach.
    He went and asked him, "Are you Relaxing?"
    Banta, being educated answered, "Yes I am relaxing"
    Santa slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
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