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There was an english man, who was singing "There was a cold day", whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing "There was a cold day, There was a cold day" he slam`s the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock say`s, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, darwaza khol deyh (open the door)."
- Relaxing ?? Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him,'Are you relaxing ?' Santa, 'No I am Santa.'
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