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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:
"Sanju, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Ajay, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Rahul, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Dolly, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Ummm... It goes click!"
- Santa and Mathematics ! This was when Santa was a little boy studying in a convent school. He was busy doing his homework and as his mother approached she heard: 'One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two... Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four... Three and three...
- Relaxing ?? Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him,'Are you relaxing ?' Santa, 'No I am Santa.'
Another Guy Came and asked the same question. Santa answered... - Banta-The Hunter !! Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions & Tigers and Banta killed only Deers. Once Banta asked Santa,'How is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick.' Santa told him that....
- Doctor`s prescription ! Santa was in restaurant for lunch. After finishing his lunch, when he was about to leave, waiter stopped him and asked, 'Hey, where do you think you are going with these spoons?' Santa said...
- Santa is being watched ! Preeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room. She asked, 'What are you searching for?' Santa said...