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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later Santa came out of his house again,looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here Santa came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, "Is something wrong Santa ji?"
To which Santa replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail !!"
- Died peacefully ! Santa and Banta were discussing how they would like to die. Santa said, 'When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I dont want to die screaming like some of his friends, who...
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Smart Dolly !! A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:'Sanju, what noise does a cow make?'
'It goes... - There was a cold day ! There was an english man, who was singing 'There was a cold day', whilst having a shit in cinema toilets. Our Banta walks by and hears him singing...
- Santa and Mathematics ! This was when Santa was a little boy studying in a convent school. He was busy doing his homework and as his mother approached she heard: 'One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two... Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four... Three and three...
- Relaxing ?? Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him,'Are you relaxing ?' Santa, 'No I am Santa.'
Another Guy Came and asked the same question. Santa answered...