Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him. Rohit was surprised but he recognized her... she was Jasmine an old batch mate but he wondered why she was calling him. Because she never gave a drop to anyone in the college but anyhow he sat in
the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome ( kaise ho kya kar rahe ho etc).
Then Jasmine asked him to have coffee with her and now Rohit was surprised. He gave consent. Suddenly Jasmine says lets go to my house ...there are a lot of people in the cafe. Rohit thought aab to mazaa aa jaaiga.
When they reach home Jasmine asks Rohit ....why don`t we sit in my bed room as the AC is only in that room. Now Rohit was sure Jasmine phas gai hai and he starts dreaming about her. As he entered the room Jasmine asked Rohit why don`t you take off your shirt, you are sweating and Rohit again starts dreaming.
And Jasmine asks him to be comfortable and said I will back in a minute. And Rohit was alone in the room thinking about Jasmine.Then after five minutes Jasmine
entered the room .....with her 2 children and told them,
"Dekho bachon agar horlicks nahin piyoge to body iskei jaissi ho jaigi."( Children, If you don`t drink horlicks, your body`ll become like this) |
Santa Got mail ! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
Smart Dolly !! A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:'Sanju, what noise does a cow make?'