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Mrs Santa accompanied Santa to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
He said, "Mr Santa is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, he will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, Santa asked his wife... "What did the doctor say?"
"You`re going to die," she replied...
- Drink Horlicks ! Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him. Rohit was surprised but he recognized her... she was Jasmine an old batch mate but he wondered why she was calling him. Because she never gave a drop to anyone in the college but anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a....
- Exhausted Santa ! Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him. 'What happened to you Santa?'
'There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today.'
'Oh really, what... - Confusing ??? Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter With flowing hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. Now my daughter was my...
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Santa Got mail ! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later Santa... - Swimming pools !! There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle.
He said...