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A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil`s hands.
"You will be spending eternity here, but I`ll let you pick your own room from three I`ll show you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don`t like that," said the man. "Show me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that`s better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I`ll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out,
"O.K., coffee break is over, back on your heads."
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