| Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship. Passenger: How far is land, from here ? Captain: Two miles... Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. Captain: .....!@#$% ...?? Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ? captain: Downwards... |