Golf course !

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    Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.
    The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, `I have four sons. One more and I`ll have a basketball team!`
    The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, `That`s nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I`ll have a football team.`
    To which the Mormon man replied, `You fellas ain`t got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I`ll have a golf course!`
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